So this morning, cody tells me that i was yelling at him in my sleep last nite, and when he asked me who i was yelling/talking to, apparently i looked right at him, giggled, and said “Dont worry about it”. So he asked again and i said “Michael…”
I have absolutely no recognition of this, but apparently “Michael” is my go-to person when i need to vent xD
But this also means that my sleep-waking(yes i mean to say waking, not walking. I never make it out of the bed)is getting to a whole new level :x
Usually, i just pop up out of nowhere and stare, and cody has to push me back down to my pillow(My last case of this was the nite we went to see The Conjuring).
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
#no one throws shade like a goth
I like how Danny’s just like “You and your beret disappoint me, Tucker”
and then she proceeded to be the best player in the game
do you remember that?
i remember that
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
Zeus would’ve taken a helluva lot more than the wheel.