sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread
CHEESY garlic bread O.e
I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.
IM CHOKING HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFOIRE
Is it wrong that i find the new one kinda hot? :p
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
This looks like art
And you bitches wonder why I drink.
I may live a “sad and pathetic life”, but at least i know who i can run to when the people i want to run to the most make that difficult…
- Me: "Is there butter on the biscuits?"
- Cody: "No."
- Me: "Why not?"
- Cody: "I used the rest of the butter making the biscuits ._."
self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange
oh god never mind it tasted like shit
Omg we need to learn this to make the quince cupcakes!!